Hi, I'm Courtney. 17. PA. This is just a collection of nothing in particular and probably not mine. Cheers!
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
easier said than done.
(Source: seeallmydreams)
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers)
(Source: memewhore)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr)
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
(Source: bravesirrobins)
I really couldn’t have picked a worse time to get sick. -__-
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry
sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person
(Source: battroid)
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
